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Mesaje de eroare ale Windows2000

1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

3. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

5. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

6. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"

7. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."

8. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

9. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

10. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

Bancuri

Q: De ce un barbat si o femeie nu pot sa fac sex in fuga ?

A: Deoarece o femeie cu fusta sus fuge mai repede decat un barbat cu pantaloni la genunchi